The Queendom of Cat is Cool is a very large, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 148 million Coolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Catian economy, worth 5.63 trillion Meows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,062 Meows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat is Cool's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cat is Cool is ranked 31,546^th in the world and 109^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Food Quality, scoring 61.09 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.